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7/19/08
Yeah, We're That Cool
In case you haven't noticed we haven't posted in a while. That's because we are cool. Yeah, I just said that. In fact, not posting makes us so much cooler than FCN.
Now I know you probably are wondering why we are cooler... actually I don't think you are, you probably just think we are stupid... But for the sake of credibility and our post, we will assume you asked why.
I have 3 reasons why...
1: Silent Is The New Eloquent
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." -Martin Fraquhar Tupper
But maybe more fitting for RFCN would be: "Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal". Yeah, sometimes we just like digging holes. Like making fun of Hilary Clinton for example... now we lost our dear friend Trevor. Who'd a thunk there were actually men out there that liked her? Oh wait, it was a girl killed Trevor... strange. Oh well, good thing we have more authors on our staff than the Yankee's do all-stars. That's a funny comparison, because our staff performs like the Yankee's do too. Yes, I purposely left that open for interpretation, even though deep down inside, we all know it requires none. But our second quotation doesn't really work when we are trying to explain the great reasons we had for being silent, so let's just go with silent is the new eloquent.
2: You Miss Us, Don't You!
We wanted you to realize how much you miss us. You probably didn't miss us at all, but we'd like to think you did. After all, our site was built off false ego. No, I didn't just admit that.
3: Suspense
Not posting builds suspense. What would life be like without suspense? I'll tell you what it would be like, next week...
What I'm trying to say is, the more RFCN doesn't post, the less boring your life will be.
RFCN is building suspense for a grand opening! Details to come...
Not posting also gives us writers more time to do other things. Other things like not getting arrested, or eating Doritos, or playing golf... Lots of golf. You know, important stuff like that.
Besides, we had work, jury duty and important things to do. And Rich is lazy.
Say goodbye to Trevor!
Now I know you probably are wondering why we are cooler... actually I don't think you are, you probably just think we are stupid... But for the sake of credibility and our post, we will assume you asked why.
I have 3 reasons why...
1: Silent Is The New Eloquent
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." -Martin Fraquhar Tupper
But maybe more fitting for RFCN would be: "Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal". Yeah, sometimes we just like digging holes. Like making fun of Hilary Clinton for example... now we lost our dear friend Trevor. Who'd a thunk there were actually men out there that liked her? Oh wait, it was a girl killed Trevor... strange. Oh well, good thing we have more authors on our staff than the Yankee's do all-stars. That's a funny comparison, because our staff performs like the Yankee's do too. Yes, I purposely left that open for interpretation, even though deep down inside, we all know it requires none. But our second quotation doesn't really work when we are trying to explain the great reasons we had for being silent, so let's just go with silent is the new eloquent.
2: You Miss Us, Don't You!
We wanted you to realize how much you miss us. You probably didn't miss us at all, but we'd like to think you did. After all, our site was built off false ego. No, I didn't just admit that.
3: Suspense
Not posting builds suspense. What would life be like without suspense? I'll tell you what it would be like, next week...
What I'm trying to say is, the more RFCN doesn't post, the less boring your life will be.
RFCN is building suspense for a grand opening! Details to come...
Not posting also gives us writers more time to do other things. Other things like not getting arrested, or eating Doritos, or playing golf... Lots of golf. You know, important stuff like that.
Besides, we had work, jury duty and important things to do. And Rich is lazy.
Say goodbye to Trevor!
7/2/08
Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman
Could it get any better?
Edit: Since this doesn't want to fit properly, and I really don't know how to fix that, just make it full screen. Or you could just deal with the fact that a small piece of the screen is not visible. Whatever suits you best.
Edit: Since this doesn't want to fit properly, and I really don't know how to fix that, just make it full screen. Or you could just deal with the fact that a small piece of the screen is not visible. Whatever suits you best.
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