We always encourage emailing us at reallyfunnyclassnotes@gmail.com. Over the last few weeks we've accumulated some fan mail. We thought we should share it with ya'll so you see how well everyone thinks we are doing.
Here it is....
likesbigfingernails@gmail.com Said:
Hey, I was going through an old list of email addresses and I saw your name. I really need a date this Friday night so please let me know if you are interested… Monica right? That’s your name? I reaaaaallly need a date this Friday.
Too.much.sun.makes.me.hyper@gmail.com Said:
HI RFCN! Hehehe OMGsh I like totally like you guys and you like totally make my day and I like totally … forgot what I was saying but I totally like you guys!
Travis@gmail.com Said:
You guys are good but, can you start writing more emotional stuff? Maybe throw out the humor and just go with sad poems and stuff more from the deepest saddest parts of your hearts. Make people cry. My girlfriend left me so I really need a friend. Actually she never was really my girlfriend but she left me anyways.
likesbigfingernails@gmail.com Said:
Um, I think I got the wrong email address… who are you guys? … Do you know any girls available Friday night? I’m not picky.
JustaDude-w/o-teeth@gmail.com Said:
Hey… I really didn’t like you calling Keira Knightley manly… She may be strong and lacking womanly features… but she’s not manly!
likesbigfingernails@gmail.com Said:
Ok… I get it… I’ll pay you $100 dollars for a girl Friday night.
FunnyClassNotes@gmail.com Said:
Just because you have 300 unique visitors and we have 9 does not mean you are funny.
CIA.terror/leakingintel@google.gov Said:
We are receiving reports that your site may have made references to Guantanamo Bay. Please delete these references immediately or you may be subject to abandonment of civil liberties, unwarranted house searches, phone monitoring, indefinite imprisonment and or torture.
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Gosh I just love how much our fans love us.
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7/28/07
Why'd he do it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Individual perspectives on the matter
Woody Allen: I mean, it was, it was ... a legal chicken ... It wasn't like it was a blood relative or anything.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jack Benny: I'm thinking. ... I'm thinking
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads
Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends
upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes
at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Edgar Allen Poe: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Sherlock Holmes: Do not concern yourself with the chicken that did cross the road; the answer lies with the chicken that did not cross the road.
Saddam Hussein: It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Immanuel Kant: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
John Locke: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
Karl Marx: It crossed twice. First time, it was a tragedy; second time, a farce.
Chico Marx: It couldn't. It was a rubber chicken.
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk!
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Arnold Schwartznegger: I can puss law givin right for chickens to cross da road, in da grat state of Califourn na, wath all da grat citizens, faster than Grey Dave... or wus it Gray Davy... whatavor his name wus.
Mom: I don't know, but you better look both ways like I taught you if you ever cross the road.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told!
O.J.Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.
Oprah Winfrey: To avoid mad-chicken disease.
Individual perspectives on the matter
Woody Allen: I mean, it was, it was ... a legal chicken ... It wasn't like it was a blood relative or anything.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jack Benny: I'm thinking. ... I'm thinking
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads
Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends
upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes
at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Edgar Allen Poe: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Sherlock Holmes: Do not concern yourself with the chicken that did cross the road; the answer lies with the chicken that did not cross the road.
Saddam Hussein: It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Immanuel Kant: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
John Locke: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
Karl Marx: It crossed twice. First time, it was a tragedy; second time, a farce.
Chico Marx: It couldn't. It was a rubber chicken.
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk!
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Arnold Schwartznegger: I can puss law givin right for chickens to cross da road, in da grat state of Califourn na, wath all da grat citizens, faster than Grey Dave... or wus it Gray Davy... whatavor his name wus.
Mom: I don't know, but you better look both ways like I taught you if you ever cross the road.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told!
O.J.Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.
Oprah Winfrey: To avoid mad-chicken disease.
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