8/29/07

Steptigo

Space Sickness is caused by flight in space and makes you feel like you are weightless. Sea sickness makes you feel like you are on water when you are not. Giddiness makes you feel like you are falling. Vertigo causes you to lose consciousness of up and down.

Today I’d like to tell you about something I’d like to call Steptigo. Steptigo causes you to lose consciousness of the next step in front of you. Eventually, you will be running completely blind down the steps with no idea how to prepare for the next step you may land on. Steptigo is dangerous especially while sprinting on bleachers. If sprinted fast enough, Steptigo will make it only a matter of time before you clip a step the wrong way and, if you are sprinting, no doubt you will clip a few more steps before you come to a stop (the definition of stop does not include the word landing).

Anyone got any ice?

1 comment:

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