Does anybody hear me?

Do you ever feel alone?


Do you ever feel like nobody likes you?




Do you ever feel constantly made fun of?



Do you wish you could just laugh in every one's face?




If the questions mentioned above seem to describe you, then RFCN relates to you. Yes, we at RFCN know exactly what you are going through. Please join RFCN's support group. Just email reallyfunnyclassnotes@gmail.com with the subject line "help me". We meet regularly on Tuesday nights for a time of sharing and discussing how to get back at all the mean RFCN haters and comments... President Bush if you are out there, we are here for you too. Unfortunately this is not open invitation. If your name is Chris, you are not invited... even if you aren't Chris Y. The name Chris is simply too painful to hear for many of the RFCN authors... maybe not for Trevera because he never reads our site.

National be a pirate day

"International talk like a pirate day"

We think it's time people stop talking like pirates unless they really know what pirates do. So, instead of "talk like a pirate day" we propose "National be a pirate day".

Go drink some rum and steal from somebody.

Most interesting password contest

RFCN is having a "Most interesting password contest". So, if you think you have a clever password, send it to reallyfunnyclassnotes@gmail.com. The Grand Prize will be announced. All you need to enter the contest is your name, email address, phone number, and SN.

Password requirements are
1 Must be a current password for more then 4 months.
2 Must keep the password for another 4 months.
3 Must be a password that you use more often then any other password.

If you have multiple screen names and passwords... just create a new entry and be sure to let us know specifically what sites these are for so we know you aren't making it up.


Go Go Go!

The assassin department budget shortfall

I know we said we’d never sell t-shirts or anything, and we’re not, but, um…
Well, RFCN assassin department is in need of a bigger budget. As it turns out, it never pays to buy cheap assassins. The idiots were apparently speeding in Ripon. What were they thinking?! They would have gotten off with just a warning for the black ski masks and silenced pistols, but I guess they had a rear tail light out. These guys didn’t even have their green cards, which would have been fine in California, but the officer mistook the poor guys when they said “we RFCN” for “we [a]r[e] FCN” (a terrorists group wanted for spreading anti-government messages in the form of humor). We aren’t too sure the Government likes to bail suspected terrorists out of jail. In fact, we aren’t too sure they like to give terrorists habeas corpus , a speedy trial, or good food.
If you can donate an assassin please let us know, or just send money. Actually, just send money. Lot’s of money. (we're hoping to save up to get Dick Cheney over here)

RFCN is not responble for making sure any of your money actually makes it to paying for an assassin. Your money may be subject to paying for our huge bureaucracy, sudden starbucks visits, new debate suits, and burning. Certain rules and restrictions may apply. Contact your doctor to see if investing in RFCN's assassin department is right for you.

Investment Guide to the New Debate Year

The debate year is just starting back up again. That means more research, more late nights, and more coffee. This is also the time of year to start looking at your stock portfolio and asking yourself "what the heck should I invest in this debate season?"

We at RFCN know that there is always the reliable Starbucks...even though it is at a low right now, that's just because debaters haven't started writing their 1ACs yet. As you can see from this detailed graph, http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SBUX&t=2y, Starbuck's stocks have dipped after Nationals the past few years, but has consistently shot up around September when the majority of debaters start getting dirty. By dirty we mean covered-in-sweat-from-not-being-able-to-find-that-one-stinkin'-card-and-haven't-stopped-to-take-care-of-personal-hygiene-in-the-past-month-because-they-have-been-writing-breifs-against-cases-that-won't-be-run-ever-again-like-ANWR-dirty. Yes, we at RFCN agree that the best time to buy Starbucks stock is now.

Moving along to the next stock option: the Federal Government. Of course we at FCN never have had enough money to actually buy bonds because our parents only give us $0.25 a week in allowance, but we know that this is probably a good investment option because hey, it's impossible to loose money when giving it to the Federal Government because they spend it on good things for us like healthcare, prisons, and Americorps, right?

In tune with this year's ever changing resolution, we also recommend investing in drug smugglers. We of course haven't invested in smugglers, but our "associates" at FCN have a bit of knowhow in the general area and have highly recommended it for investment-due to the 600% cash return that you don't have to pay taxes on.

Gold is the final option we at RFCN believe is worthy of being invested-in. Gold has always pulled over the top of other metals. It has been on the top of the lists. The top of the stacks. The top of the bets. The top of people's heads, and the bottom of their ears. Gold is good. Gold is pretty. Girls like gold. Guys get greedy when they see gold. Judges change their minds on the ballot when you throw gold at them. Thieves like gold too...that means it's gotta be good to invest in.


This has been RFCN's first annual "Investment Guide to the New Debate Year". A quick recap of what to invest in: Oil, BBC, AXE, Krispy Kreme, and of course 100% Florida Orange Juice.

Our problem

Yes, it seems some people like to leave unloving comments to RFCN’s. Maybe it’s just the people over at FCN’s or maybe, all ya all’s mamas didn’t teach you the old saying: “if ya ain’t got not’n good to say…” Regardless, they’ve just been “pushing us and pushing us and we just can’t take it”. RFCN’s has come up with a way to help you. Yes, call it negative encouragement but we did what FCN never had the guts to do with their little t-shirt campaigns. Yes, RFCN’s created their own RFCN assassin department. So next time you want to leave a nasty comment be sure to leave your name or a very accurate identification mark. (Addresses would be nice as well) We’ll be sure to leave a nice tribute to you on RFCN.

Or maybe we will just have to moderate our comments if ya’ll make us.