hey Gramps...

10 Things I want to do when I become a grandpa.

I was thinking about this the other day. I used to think I wanted to die around the age of 40 just because it's so much more fun to die young .. that way you can actually die doing something spectacular as opposed to die walking around the house with a walker ... but now I think it actually might be worth the effort to become a grandpa.

So I made a list of things I wanna do when I become a grandpa


1 Walk around without my dentures


2 Act def for an entire day starting from when I wake up


3 Wear in a Speedo on the beach


4 Grow the biggest pot belly ever seen by mankind


5 Go shirtless for a whole month


6 Turn off my hearing aid on my wife/kids/grandkids


7 Get one of those mobile scooter things and run people off the road


8 Act like I have dementia and forget the grandkids names


9 Grow a cave man beard all the way to my chest


10 Die


Yeah, I'd be pretty much the best grandpa ever... Come to think of it... I could start on some of these things right now!