We thought it was time for another prank tip.
First, steal (ok, fine, don't steal...just borrow very discretely) a friend's cell phone. Set the alarm function of the phone to sometime around 3 AM. If the phone has multiple alarms, set them 20 minutes apart starting a few hours after you know the victim will be asleep. Turn the alarm volume up completely.
Next, set their wallpaper to an image of Travis Herche sipping slimfast, and lock the wallpaper with password under the settings.*
Lastly, change the language of the phone to Korean or Mandarin Chinese and return the phone to your friend.
*Please note that FCN can be held liable in a Federal court of law for any damages - physical, mental, spiritual, emotional, property, and monetary - that occur to any individual who has a picture of Travis Herche sipping slimfast set on their phone by any individual hereinafter therefore not referred to as Travis, despite the side effects resulting not by personal intention of sleep deprivation which are brought upon the undersigned's second cousin's roomie's pet cat's former owner during a past life who happened to be an incarnation of Travis himself from Polynesian Folklore, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Please eat responsibly.
9/6/07
9/3/07
The Following is a True Story...
I love camping. I'm just gonna say it. I heart camping. Quality time with the family, scarfing down s'mores and the fresh smell of *sniffs the air*.....poop?
My uncle and I were sitting around the campsite one morning. It was about 10:45 or so, and my little cousin Josiah comes running up the hill from the lake.
"Hey Dad, can I go swimming?" he asks my Uncle.
"Sure go get your swim suit on."
So, Josiah, who is five yeas old runs farther up the hill where his tent is to put on his trunks. Twenty minutes later, my Uncle and I were so engrossed in our conversation that eventually we started to wonder, what was taking Josiah so long.
"Hey Si! are you ok?" my Uncle yelled.
"Yeah, I need to go poop dad!" Josiah yells back.
"Well, get your suit on then I'll take you to the bathroom."
"I can't find my suit!"
In the middle of this little conversatioin between my uncle and my cousin, my other cousin, Jordan sits down right next to me.
"Hey Jord, can you help Josiah find his swim trunks? I'll give you a Hershey bar if you do." So Jordan willingly gets up from his seat and quickly finds Josiah's swim trunks. Two minutes later he comes walking back down the hill.
"There! Found 'em! now where's my Hershey bar."
"It's in the cooler."
So, Jordan leaves and my Uncle and I were sitting there enjoying our conversation when again we start to wonder, how long does it freaking take to put on a pair of swim shorts.
"Josiah, Hurry up!" My uncle yelled.
no answer.
"Josiah!"
still no answer
In my mind I was like, "Huh, this is seeming kind of strange."
"Ugh, what is wrong with that kid." My uncle muttered as he got of his fold-out chair and walked up to Josiah's tent.
"What is that smell?" Said my Uncle. "It smells like...."
Let me just say, none of us saw this coming. We all know that Josiah isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you'd think he had the ability to hold it in.
"POOP! YOU POOPED OUTSIDE YOUR TENT! GAH GEEZ! AND INSIDE YOUR TENT! Oh my gosh!" My uncle looked around some more and noticed one of the pieces of feces had an imprint in it.
"Josiah! Did you step in poop!"
"No."
'THEN HOW'D IT GET ON YOUR FOOT!"
Right here is where I completely burst into laughter. I had to leave the area. Josiah ended up pooping outside of his tent, stepping in it, then walked into his tent. Needless to say my Uncle had to clean up the inside of the tent as well. Apparently Josiah had gotten that lovely substance on the air matress, the sleeping bag, the floor, and, of all things, his swim shorts.
..........man I love camping.
My uncle and I were sitting around the campsite one morning. It was about 10:45 or so, and my little cousin Josiah comes running up the hill from the lake.
"Hey Dad, can I go swimming?" he asks my Uncle.
"Sure go get your swim suit on."
So, Josiah, who is five yeas old runs farther up the hill where his tent is to put on his trunks. Twenty minutes later, my Uncle and I were so engrossed in our conversation that eventually we started to wonder, what was taking Josiah so long.
"Hey Si! are you ok?" my Uncle yelled.
"Yeah, I need to go poop dad!" Josiah yells back.
"Well, get your suit on then I'll take you to the bathroom."
"I can't find my suit!"
In the middle of this little conversatioin between my uncle and my cousin, my other cousin, Jordan sits down right next to me.
"Hey Jord, can you help Josiah find his swim trunks? I'll give you a Hershey bar if you do." So Jordan willingly gets up from his seat and quickly finds Josiah's swim trunks. Two minutes later he comes walking back down the hill.
"There! Found 'em! now where's my Hershey bar."
"It's in the cooler."
So, Jordan leaves and my Uncle and I were sitting there enjoying our conversation when again we start to wonder, how long does it freaking take to put on a pair of swim shorts.
"Josiah, Hurry up!" My uncle yelled.
no answer.
"Josiah!"
still no answer
In my mind I was like, "Huh, this is seeming kind of strange."
"Ugh, what is wrong with that kid." My uncle muttered as he got of his fold-out chair and walked up to Josiah's tent.
"What is that smell?" Said my Uncle. "It smells like...."
Let me just say, none of us saw this coming. We all know that Josiah isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you'd think he had the ability to hold it in.
"POOP! YOU POOPED OUTSIDE YOUR TENT! GAH GEEZ! AND INSIDE YOUR TENT! Oh my gosh!" My uncle looked around some more and noticed one of the pieces of feces had an imprint in it.
"Josiah! Did you step in poop!"
"No."
'THEN HOW'D IT GET ON YOUR FOOT!"
Right here is where I completely burst into laughter. I had to leave the area. Josiah ended up pooping outside of his tent, stepping in it, then walked into his tent. Needless to say my Uncle had to clean up the inside of the tent as well. Apparently Josiah had gotten that lovely substance on the air matress, the sleeping bag, the floor, and, of all things, his swim shorts.
..........man I love camping.
9/2/07
Glorious coke?
Don't look at Coke to be sung to the song "Don't look at me" by Stacie Orrico
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
Sometimes I fear
That you will taste a coke
And get the thought “now that’s satisfaction”
But all that you detect
Is what Coke reflects
Of Coca Cola’s main attraction
It’ll lead you to the one I found
that’ll give you everything you need
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
It’s understandable you want quality
But coke can’t meet all your expectations
Still it can teach you things about the brand
The brand that brought you satisfaction
It’ll lead you to the one I found
that’ll give you everything you need
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
It’s the one who always gets it right
It’s the one who always hits you right
It’s everything you want it to be
It’s the answer to your every need
If you drink sprite you will see it’s better
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh yeah
It'll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don't look at coke
No, no, no
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no, no, no, oh, oh,
Look for sprite
Sprite... you don't have to smoke it to get satisfaction, Travis.
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
Sometimes I fear
That you will taste a coke
And get the thought “now that’s satisfaction”
But all that you detect
Is what Coke reflects
Of Coca Cola’s main attraction
It’ll lead you to the one I found
that’ll give you everything you need
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
It’s understandable you want quality
But coke can’t meet all your expectations
Still it can teach you things about the brand
The brand that brought you satisfaction
It’ll lead you to the one I found
that’ll give you everything you need
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no
Look for sprite
It’s the one who always gets it right
It’s the one who always hits you right
It’s everything you want it to be
It’s the answer to your every need
If you drink sprite you will see it’s better
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh yeah
It'll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don't look at coke
No, no, no
Don’t look at coke if you’re looking for perfection
Don’t look at coke it will only let you down
It’ll do it’s best to point you in the right direction
But don’t look at coke
No, no, no, no, no, oh, oh,
Look for sprite
Sprite... you don't have to smoke it to get satisfaction, Travis.
8/31/07
Most interesting password contest
RFCN is having a "Most interesting password contest". So, if you think you have a clever password, send it to reallyfunnyclassnotes@gmail.com. The Grand Prize will be announced. All you need to enter the contest is your name, email address, phone number, and SN.
Password requirements are
1 Must be a current password for more then 4 months.
2 Must keep the password for another 4 months.
3 Must be a password that you use more often then any other password.
If you have multiple screen names and passwords... just create a new entry and be sure to let us know specifically what sites these are for so we know you aren't making it up.
Go Go Go!
Password requirements are
1 Must be a current password for more then 4 months.
2 Must keep the password for another 4 months.
3 Must be a password that you use more often then any other password.
If you have multiple screen names and passwords... just create a new entry and be sure to let us know specifically what sites these are for so we know you aren't making it up.
Go Go Go!
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