I crack myself up

So, this is kinda funny. Right now, at this very moment, my brother JR is outside in the rain in his shorts and a tee shirt without shoes or a jacket. Why? Well that is a very good question.

You see, it all started when JR tried to take over my desk, so he could play games on Richard's computer. He has become very persistent these days as he thinks he is big enough to take on his brothers. This story herein, negates his former philosophy. After a few different attempts, he took over the computer when I was busy. So, I came in and forcefully removed him from the desk. He did not make it very easy, but in the end, it was him who suffered. The story does not end there. He came back in the room a few minutes later and stated the following...
Robert if you ever touch me again I will punch you so hard in the face you will cry forever.
I just laughed.
He continued on, DON'T TRY IT! And then he swung mom's broom and broke the tip off on my back. He still doesn't know it didn't' hurt, but the fear of my retaliation was enough to cause him to run outside in the rain where I locked the door after him. He's been out there for about 20 minutes now (soaked) and every few minutes I just shoot my air soft gun in the air outside and he runs away.

Should I let him in?

Nah, this is still being nicer than if I shot him with my airsoft gun right?

If you are brushing your teeth, don't read this

Speaking of weird personal information...

I got a new tooth brush. I've been using the new tooth brush for two months. One month ago I realized there is another tooth brush the same color in our bathroom. Sometimes I'd notice it would go unused. However, at times my tooth brush would be wet before I used it. I'm freaked out.

I wish I could say that's all... but the same thing has been happening to my deodorant.

Thanks for reading and as always remember,

Don't try this at home... no really...

I thought it would be fun to post some of the common Hollywood misconceptions on real life that people find the hard way. It seems so real on the movies, but the following have been known to be untrue... trust us... we tried. (this is not a comprehensive list, just a list of some easy to believe myths)


Wine bottles don't break!
No matter how hard you try, you cannot break a glass bottle on someone's head. It may seem like a funny thing to do, but its more like smashing someone's head with a brick.

Karate-chopping someone's neck does not knock them out
This is where watching too much Get Smart can be dangerous. People do not go unconscious if you hit them behind the neck.

Punching someone once in the face does not knock them out
And this is where watching Mcgyvor can be dangerous. Usually fist fights go on until someone bleeds to death... or runs out of energy to punch.

Torturing someone doesn't always work
Unlike 24 would have you believe, terrorists dont' always tell the truth when they say something under pressure. Heck, if I was a terrorist being tortured, I'd send them on every wild-goose-chase I could think of.

Stabbing someone doesn't really kill them
Ok, you've all seen it... A bad guy walks up behind someone and stabs them in the back. The victim has a look of shock as he/she does instantly. Yeah, in real life, you have to stab them 20-30 times or hit a major artery. Even then, they die in a loud, slow, violent manor.

Sometimes, one gun-shot does not kill someone!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,315245,00.html yeah... just because you have expendable, low-paid bad guys does not mean they die at the thought of a bullet. Nice try hollywood.

That's gotta be a first time

So, the past few days I've had a severe cold. This meant that I had so much mucus coming out my nose that I had a hard time breathing. But just in case that wasn't enough "TMI", I wanted to share with all of you what happened to me this morning. In the process of trying to pick my nose, I became disoriented... basically my depth perception was off... even though no one can see the inside of their nose anyways. So, I cut the inside of my nose with my nail, which resulted in severe bleeding. I thought this was post worthy... I hope you are all freaked out.







If that didnt' freak you out.... I heard a christmas song 10 more times today...








Thanks for reading RFCN and as always remember