1/7/08

Keeling Stuff - Part 1

For the most part, the majority of RFCN posts contain relatively new material. To date, there has not been a post about killing - or the preferred term "keeling" - stuff (eg hunting, fishing, eating steak or potatoes, beating smaller siblings, etc).

Part one.

Keeling is bad. It means that something is dead that wasn't before you did it. As put by someone recently: "Hunting and fishing are...stupid activities...and all players should be on the same playing field...not...one with a gun...and the other defenseless. All it comes down to is the...merciless slaughter of...defenseless animals."
As put by someone else: "What did a cow ever do to hurt you?" We tried to tell him about that one time the rabid cow tried to bite us as we were shoveling food into it's feeder, but he had started to get into his vegetable oil powered VW bus and drive away. I bet he was force fed steak as a child and that's why he's PETA's spinach rep. At any rate, we ate that cow.

7 comments:

Austin said...

The "Joke of the day" is just awesome...

Anonymous said...

someone needs to post something...

Anonymous said...

Is this blog dead or something? For goodness sakes, POST!!!!!! ('cause ya know, all your readers are left with now is FCN... do you really want that?)

Anonymous said...

Is this blog dead? I didn't see a goodbye post ...

Anonymous said...

PLEASE post? 1/29/08 and counting...

Anonymous said...

it's been almost a month, now!

Anonymous said...

did someone keel u?

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