I realized today that I've been wasting my time. Education? Its pointless. A genius is a genius no matter how... Ok that doesn't really work... Anyways. So what I should really be focusing on is how to get to the top of the food chain. How to be the king of the jungle; the hotshot; the man with the money; the man who makes the salsa. After all, at the end of the day, its the man with the biggest sombrero that wins right?
Here's my 10 point plan.
1: Build up my PR... Cody Herche style. Yes, I am going to suck up to every parent this side of the Mississippi. I won't have to worry about the other side of the Mississippi because they'll all be destroyed with my plan.
2: Become an adamant liberal. Sorry Dr Paul, I'm really going to be a democrat now.
3: Buy a sombrero.
4: Run for city council and act like I'm mayor.
5: Become questionably involved in a number of business and professional scandals...
6: Make half the world hate my guts while simultaneously making the other half love me because they think the first half hates me due to sexism and my liberal views.
7: Wait for Hillary to come knocking on my door and accept her offer for VP.
8: Wait for Hillary to take over the world.
9: Put Hillary in a box, and put that box in another box, send that box to myself and smash... you get the point
10: Take over the world.
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Go for it!
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