Fashion #2 Designer Sunglasses

Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Cindy. Cindy was a very pretty girl, but she was incredibly self-conscious about her face. She thought she looked like this, but she really looked like this and she wanted to look like this. Cindy went to work to discover a formula to hide her face. She tried wearing one of these, or walking around like this. She even tried walking around like this because this wasn't working and this was just weird. Finally she discovered sunglasses. She thought to herself, if people already wear them, I can just make them bigger.

So she did.

Soon every self-conscious girl in the world, also known as every girl in the world, started a trend with the sunglasses.

Just as surely as girls never stop becoming self-conscious about some part of their body, the trend continues with a huge force behind it.

Thanks Cindy, thanks.

If this sad, sad story isn't' enough to convince you, here's three reasons not to wear designer sunglasses.

1. Your face is pretty, just wear it.

2. If guys can't see your face, what else are they going to look at?

3. If Saturn, Mars and that one star fell out of orbit in front of the sun, while earth was invaded with giant walking string beans, you wouldn't be able to see.