1. Grow up
2. Have babies
3. Vow to never have babies again
4. Forget about how painful child birth was
5. Have more babies
6. Vow to never have babies again
7. Forget about how painful child birth was
8. Die
People say we are too unsympathetic about child birth because we are guys. So, to make ourselves qualified to make fun of it, we came up with a solution. We heard the closest pain a guy can feel compared to child birth is passing a kidney stone. So, to simulate this, we injected a rock into Trevor's ureter. Trevor is currently unable to comment on the pain, but we sure do appreciate Trevor's sacrifice so that we could make fun of child birth.
P.S., please pray for Trevor... Its been a week and he still has the rock inside him. We think the rock may be too big.
Which brings us to another point...
We are now taking donations for Trevor's surgery. We didn't think about the fact that Trevor only has a cheap HMO with his Starbucks job. The HMO denied the treatment on the basis that it was "experimental surgery". If we don't' get enough money, I'm going to have to do the surgery myself.
8 comments:
you guys are pathetic.
it's no wonder you don't have girlfriends.
Three cards shy of 52. You'all are going to get shot someday.
wow. wow.
ok, that list at the beginning was insulting.
stupid. very...very...stupid. that's all I have to say. it didn't even make me laugh. not even smile. at least when FCN does a pointless post its funny. but that was just... * see beginning of comment *
I agree, its kind of like ur trying to be funny but instead you're making yourselves look like you don't know anything and it makes u look immature.
You all are anonymous, yet it's so obvious you are all girls.
I don't mind if you disagree, but it would be nicer if you all recognized that humor isn't always universal and it doesn't always fit you perfectly. Sorry if you all felt threatened by the post, but it seriously was a joke.
Do you think we hate babies? Then why make a big deal?
ureter or urethra?
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