So, without farther ado and further nonsense: The top ten most ironic things about weddings
1. Why do the mother-in-laws light the unity candle when the mother-in-laws are usually the source of all dis-unity in the relationship?
2. Why are people always sad at funurals and happy at weddings? At least some people who die have heaven to look forward to.
3. The ring is to symbolize love, it never ends... but you don't get very far before you hit the same old turf again and again and again.
4. It's a God ordained institution... but you need a marriage license from the government to do it.
5. They ask if anyone has any objections... but if you do... they don't really want to know. Do they?
6. If you vow to love and live together forever... what's with the prenup?
7. Everything in the ceremony is traditional, but now they are starting to ditch the only tradition that comes from western civilization. Surly you know of it, walking down the aisle... da-don-don-don At the last wedding, they played Faith Hill; so why can't they update the dresses a few thousand years?
8. The bride wears a vail over her face...is that so the groom doesn't have any second thoughts as she comes down the isle?
9. The music that is played as they come back down the isle sounds a lot like that of the music of soldiers going into battle.
10. On a more serious note, the couples that have honored God in their relationship never have a happier day in their lives.
5 comments:
Haha, nice. I am seeing some good improvement in your actually funniness. I like it.
That was great! Some of those are very true...
"It's a God ordained institution... but you need a marriage license from the government to do it."
haha amen.
You dont necessarily need a license. I have some friends who married without a license, and I plan on doing the same. Please, don't update the dresses. If updated to todays fashion, she wouldnt look like a bride, she'd look like a lady from 9th Street. What the heck is Faith Hill doing singing for a wedding. How succesful is her marriage(s)?
Really funny though. LOL
That was very funny. I really got a giggle. Thanks.
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